What processor does a Mallu have in his PC?
A Pendium
What does a Mallu do to run for elections in Hongkong?
Change his name from Thankachan to Than Ka Chan.
What does a Mallu do to run for elections in England?
Change his name from Vaideswaran to Vaides Waran.
What will a mallu reply when asked "Are there any mosquitoes in your house?
Plendy